Happy Birthday Joe!!!!!!!!

I know I was too cheap to get you a card, so... Happy 30th birthday man. Thanks for everything over the years. For the hijinx at camp and dealing with us annoying "kids," for after-parties after the parties. For hangin out and doing cool shit. For Kathleen from Hazlet and opium. For Quinlan Nuggets, Quarter Drinks and always having enough TP for everyone's bungholio. For WWF and The Nature Boy-Wooooooooo. For Red Rico and having to put up with Mets, and now Red Sox fans. For Pearl Jam and all things music. And most of all for being around and being fucking cool about everything. Here's to the coolest old guy I know! Happy birthday and many more.